Three shorts

1)Workout buddy
So today I'm outside working out before going out for the night. Going through my usual rotation I do before getting into everything else I'm standing there with the sun in my face. Had my eyes closed and just listening to everything. Heard the usual dry leaves that survived the winter blowing around on the driveway but heard something else. Started to look around and not 2 or 3 feet in front of me, and still closing on the grass, was a fat squirrel foraging around. He/She stops as I look at it and gives me that look saying "Hey your in my area bud whatcha doing?" Figured alright little fatty you made it through the winter so I'll get you some fresh nuts instead of whatever you have buried around. Went inside grabbed a handful and came back out. He's still looking around in the same spot then goes back a bit as I came forward again. Stops with that look again and I toss the nuts maybe 3 feet to the right of it and again gives me that look. "What nuts again?" I was going to throw him some fresh lettuce but didn't have it open and wasn't sure it would still be around by time I pulled it out so went with the usual nuts. So I get back to my routine and watch/hear it chewing away for a couple of minutes until it ran back to it's tree.

2)Doh a deer
I took a detour along the way out instead of going the usual way since I hadn't been along a stretch of road for a bit. Had to make a stop on the way out so no avoiding it since at the time I figured I wouldn't be near this one store. Now driving along I see a few things down in the distance running across the 4-5 lanes of traffic. Come up on it and was 3 deers, does(?), standing on the side of the road. Now this was past some ahhh strip clubs before the entrance ramps. So I figured yeah on their way to/from a stag party at one of them....Or some people who really love animals were in one of the establishments and the "talent" was late. To top it off I could have avoided the whole area since I ended up going past the store I detoured for in its' usual location.

3)Do not attempt disclaimers.
Had to chuckle after watching a commercial for some washer/driers that popped this disclaimer up. Happened to come up since for some reason they aligned 20ish units in 2 rows for a monster truck to drive over. So yeah don't attempt that at home since I'm sure everyone has 20 washer/driers and a monster truck sitting around to come up with the idea of wow why didn't I think of that before?
Really? Seriously? I mean I've seen some bad commercials that are just plain stupid but to have to toss a disclaimer up such as that one would need to be a moron in their own little world. And I thought ones that have people walking around with whole unopened boxes of X product were bad.